The Dog House

I am sure that you folks have recognized by now that O'le Brucie B. seems to have a bit of an attachment to his Nose. I do. My Nose is my guide, my strength, and the essence of who I am. My Nose has super powers, and I must reserve these powers for good, not evil. The problem with my Nose, however, is as much good that it does, it also gets me in a great deal of trouble rather often. I mean, I try...I try as hard as I can to keep my Nose down to a reasonable volume, but every time I get out, my Nose pulls me right back in! Blaaaaaahhh